Emperor Joker
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When "Emperor Joker" appeared in the Superman books, in was an instant
hit. So Hasbro got fast to work on figures. Due to numerous
delays and losing the Bat-license, it was canceled. Then, one day,
an employee who was looking through the closet at the Hasbro building for
something to repaint into a new, exciting (and as-yet-unannounced) action
figure, he came across a box labeled "Emperor: Joker." He opened it,
found the prototypes, and was able to convince the powers that be at both
DC and Hasbro to release these figures. Now, at long last, is the
almost-missing Emperor Joker wave.
Every figure comes complete with a voice chip, which is waterproof to reenact
the multiple water scenes from the comic! Voices are done by Tim Daly (Superman,
Bizarro), Mark Hammil (Emperor Joker), Perri Gillpan (Scorch), Michael
Dorn (Hank Aaron Irons), all of whom voiced characters from the Superman
and Batman animated series! A note about the labels: The lower portion
is the name of the figure translated into the moment when Emperor Joker
reinvented the alphabet, and will be featured on the figures' cards to
show the Joker's control over this toy line.
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First up is the man behind the madness, Emperor Joker. He comes complete
with a Harley Quinn staff. Rumor has it that he will come in a two-pack
with Babe-In-Waiting Harley Quinn. Hasbro reportedly wanted to do Dolphin-Loving
Joker (with the "HONK IF YOU LOVE DOLPHINS" T-shirt), but DC thankfully
rejected it (see what happens when two companies work together?). Emperor
Joker comes with a voice chip that says numerous phrases (they were able
to get more in thanks to his size), such as: "What part of 'Joker is God'
don't you understand?" and "That's it! I could give 'em a whole amalgam
of new headaches. Hit 'em right in the zero hour! Make it a real crisis
for those infantile jerks!" and "This isn't the beginning of the end! This
is the END of the beginning!"
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Next is Superman: The Man Who Steals. Superman will come with a WANTED
poster and a voice chip that says, "I WILL BE FREE!"
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Bizarro #1 is also included in this assortment. He'll come complete with
the "Bizarro #1" necklace, "Bizarro 4: The Quest for War" video, and a
voice chip that says, "Bizarro #1 is the weakest there is!"
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Scorch provides another member of the Joker League of Anarchy. She'll come
with a flame base, and a voice chip that says, "Right behind you--you gorgeous
hunk of--whatever you are!
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Hank Aaron Irons is here as well! He'll come with his trademark spiral
glasses, the Steel statue, and a voice chip that says, "There IS more to
life than--than just--nonsense, isn't there? Things are NOT right in the
world, are they?"
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Gravedigger Lad gives Bizarro and ever-faithful sidekick. He'll come with
his trusty shovel that WILL say "Property of Gravedigger Lad, Bizarro's
worst enemy." And worry not! "Gravedigger Lad" will be written across his
sweatshirt! He'll also come with a voice chip that says, "Gee, bein' Bizarro's
pal and gettin' to take care of the Graveyard of Solitude. How'd I get
so lucky?"
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Both Hasbro and DC say that if this wave is successful, more will come.
Both companies are so sure, sketches are drawn and some are even taking
mold! Plans are to make a figure of EVERY character in the story. Wave
2 should include: Ignition, Mr. Mxyzptlk, Fishface, Wonder Woman, The Flab,
the Martian Manhunter, Plastic Man, and the Yellow Paper Lantern! The
heroes-turned-villains will come with their counterparts from the regular DCU.
The good news here is that Hasbro will create BRAND NEW sculpts for all of those,
with EVEN MORE points of articulation!
Playsets are also in the works, something that hasn't been seen lately. The
Hall of Jerkos (with exclusive Arkham Superboy), Superbugerboy restaurant (with
exclusive Mr. Guardian figure), The Graveyard of Solitude (with a resculpted Bizarro
to match Ed McGuiness's design), and The Emperor's Ha-Hacienda (with exclusive Lois
Lane in the clown getup). Four-packs are also planned: Arkham Superman, Steel,
Superburgerboy, and Supergirl; Aunty Better-Than-We-Are, Niece Matrix, Uncle Oswald,
Niece Lucy; The JLA: Skizm, Bounty, Enigma, and Gorgeous Gilly. All in all, this
is looking to be a super couple of years for Hasbro, DC, and the fans!
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